Ok..is the Ghost Fart related to the pot smell? Category:
This is too funny. I was sitting here talking on the phone talking to Lisa and I suddenly smelled the strong smell of mary jane! (No, Scott! I wasn’t smoking any!) What the hell? All the windows are closed, no one else is here (and the only other person who lives here is 9 and I know he doesn’t smoke it!) So where is it coming from? The farting ghost must smoke pot! A few weeks ago I had some crazy stuff happen too. Twice I came home from work and there were jeans laying on my bed. Like someone was setting them out for me. I know they weren’t there when I left and one pair I didn’t even know I had! Another day, my son and I left the house, he locked the door and I double checked it to make sure it was locked. We came home and it was unlocked and opened a little? Was our farting/pot smoking ghost who lays out my jeans opening the door for us? hahahahah, how very nice! Maybe ...it is the coffee making Djinn! I don’t know but last week I woke up with gigantic bruises everywhere, so the ghost must be beating me up in my sleep, maybe he was angry because he had gas, didn’t like what I was wearing and ran out of pot? Think? lol
Ok, I wasn’t going to say anything, but DAMN. There’s been a couple weird things going on here the last few days, first my computer has been doing some strange shit! It’s been shutting off by itself, which could be a glitch, but last night, my monitor was doing some really crazy shit. I can’t even describe it! Like the screen did some weird kind of warp thing, so I tried to degauss it , nothing it wouldn’t let me degauss! Unplugged it, plugged it back in ..worked fine. Ok, damn computer, POS! A few minutes later I hear this fart sound, it was LOUD and I thought ’wow Eddie’ but then.....Eddie goes EWWWW mom! I’m thinking ok, I know he’s not blaming ME for that one, and he wasn’t laughing, so I went in his room (he was in bed) and I said "Did you do that?’. He looked and me and said "No.......did you?" I shook my head. So it seems we have a farting ghost! Maybe it sucked too much fucken electrical juice out of my computer and it got gas????
This is too funny. I was sitting here talking on the phone talking to Lisa and I suddenly smelled the strong smell of mary jane! (No, Scott! I wasn’t smoking any!) What the hell? All the windows are closed, no one else is here (and the only other person who lives here is 9 and I know he doesn’t smoke it!) So where is it coming from? The farting ghost must smoke pot! 
A few weeks ago I had some crazy stuff happen too. Twice I came home from work and there were jeans laying on my bed. Like someone was setting them out for me. I know they weren’t there when I left and one pair I didn’t even know I had! Another day, my son and I left the house, he locked the door and I double checked it to make sure it was locked. We came home and it was unlocked and opened a little? Was our farting/pot smoking ghost who lays out my jeans opening the door for us? hahahahah, how very nice! Maybe ...it is the coffee making Djinn! I don’t know but last week I woke up with gigantic bruises everywhere, so the ghost must be beating me up in my sleep, maybe he was angry because he had gas, didn’t like what I was wearing and ran out of pot? Think? lol
